Butt of all the jokes!

Yes, there is a crack in my crack. Yes, my butt is broken. No, someone didn't kick my ass. All very funny indeed. Hardy har har. Hi-larious even.  I have my very first broken bone and I can't even enjoy the pity party.  I tried desperately to find a good photo to demonstrate the scene of the crime, my x-rays, something but it's just not going to happen. So I have this...

This is an example of where my bum hurts. 

And this is an example of what I will be doing Thursday.

There is this fun thing that can happen when you break your tailbone. The dura sac around my spine appears to have been torn open and is now leaking spinal fluid into my body. The spinal fluid then causes a 'spinal headache'. Oh yes, let the fun begin.  Luckily this will all be fixed by Friday afternoon and I can go back to Christmas festivities and sitting on my new donut cushion.